Miss Muppet ate my hamster: I don't normally use Twitter, but if I did......6

Monday 4 October 2010

I don't normally use Twitter, but if I did......6

Repeating a joke new chef Alex at work told us via Tweet @ 11:48 am ~ asked gal in bar "can I call u Gillette?" She says "why bcos I am best a man can get?" I said "No cos u r bout 2 b used repeatedly n left bloody!"

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My 1001 books and authors to read before you die....

1) THE TERROR BY DAN SIMMONS
2) THE FARSEER TRILOGY BY ROBIN HOBB
3) FROM A BUICK 8 BY STEPHEN KING
4) MAO BY JUNG CHANG
5) IT BY STEPHEN KING
6) A THOUSAND SPLENDID SUNS BY KHALED HOSSEINI
7) SARAH'S KEY BY TATIANA DE ROSNAY
8) WAYS TO LIVE FOREVER BY SALLY NICHOLLS
9) CHARLOTTE GREY BY SEBASTIAN FAULKS
10) HEADHUNTER BY MICHAEL SLADE
11) THE CHARLIE PARKER NOVELS BY JOHN CONNOLLY
12) THE COLLECTED SCI-FI OF CLIFFORD.D.SIMAK
13) LET THE RIGHT ONE IN BY JOHN AJVIDE LINDQVIST
14) THE ELVIS COLE NOVELS BY ROBERT CRAIS
15) THE QUILLER NOVELS BY ADAM HALL
16) KAMIKAZE BY MICHAEL SLADE
17) LOST AND FOUND BY OLIVER JEFFERS
18) THE GRAIL QUEST TRILOGY BY BERNARD CORNWELL
19) THE STUDY TRILOGY BY MARIA.V.SNYDER
20) THE STONE AND THE FLUTE BY HANS BREMMANN
21) THE LIVESHIP TRILOGY BY ROBIN HOBB
22) THE TAWNY MAN TRILOGY BY ROBIN HOBB
23) THE SOLDIER MAGE TRILOGY BY ROBIN HOBB
24) THE RAIN WILD CHRONICLES BY ROBIN HOBB
25) THE SILVER METAL LOVER BY TANITH LEE
26) THE DARK TOWER SERIES BY STEPHEN KING
27) MISSION BY PATRICK TILLEY
28) NEVER LET ME GO BY KASURO ISHIGURO
29) THE ROSARY GIRLS BY RICHARD MONTANARI
30) THE DAVID HUNTER NOVELS BY SIMON BECKETT
31) FINGERSMITH BY SARAH WATERS
32) THE DEATHLANDS NOVELS BY JAMES AXLER
33) WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN BY LIONEL SHRIVER
34) THE BOOK THIEF BY MARCUS ZUSAK
35) CONSIDER PHLEBAS BY IAIN.M.BANKS
36) LOOK TO WINDWARD BY IAIN.M.BANKS
37) WILD SWANS BY JUNG CHANG
38) THE ARCHIE SHERIDAN BOOKS BY CHELSEA CAIN
39) THE NIGHT PIRATES BY PETER HARRIS AND DEBORAH ALLWRIGHT
40) THE REPAIRMAN JACK SERIES BY F.PAUL.WILSON
41) UNDER THE SKIN BY MICHAEL FABER
42) THE BLOOD THAT BONDS BY CHRISTOPHER BEUCHLER
43) THE DAYS AND MONTHS WE WERE FIRST BORN BY CHRISTOPHER HUNTER
44) CHILD 44 BY TOM ROB SMITH
45) THE DISHONOURED DEAD BY ROBERT SWARTWOOD
46) THE ICARUS VOID BY C.K.BURCH
47) THE CULLED BY SIMON SPURRIER
48) A SONG OF FIRE AND ICE BY GEORGE.R.R.MARTIN
49) AGENT 6 BY TOM ROB SMITH
50) MAN OF WAX BY ROBERT SWARTWOOD
51) THE LAST GASP BY TREVOR HOYLE
52) YESTERDAYS GONE BY SEAN PLATT AND DAVID.W.WRIGHT

THE KING OF PLAGUES BY JONATHAN MABERRY
982) SICK BASTARDS TRILOGY BY MATT SHAW
983) THE FIREMAN BY JOE HILL
984) NOS4R2 BY JOE HILL
985) PLEBS BY JIM GOFORTH
986) THE CHILDREN OF WHEN BY JEN REDMILE
987) LOVELY GREEN BY ROSEMARY PRENTICE
988) THE CONFIDANT BY HELEN GREMILLION
989) SILENT HEART BY SUSAN SIMONE
990) MORNING SONG BY SUSAN SIMONE
991) MEAT BY MICHAEL BRAY
992) THE COLLECTIVE WORKS OF CATT DAHMAN
993) RIPPER BY MICHAEL SLADE
994) THE 87TH PRECINT SERIES BY ED MCBAIN
995) EXTINCTION POINT BY PAUL JONES
996) FIFTY SHADES OF ALICE IN WONDERLAND BY MELISSA DUCHAMP
997) THE BLACKWATER FLOOD BY ROBERT WILLIAMS
998) DEADLOCKED BY A.R.WISE
999) LIGHTNING BY DEAN KOONTZ
1000) GHOST STORY BY PETER STRAUB
1001) END OF FAITH BY RENA WILLEMIN