Showing posts with label horror. Show all posts
Showing posts with label horror. Show all posts

Monday, 1 January 2018

In the jungle, the mighty jungle...



Already finished my first book of 2018, Survivor by Matt Shaw and Michael Bray.

When a plane goes down, one passenger survives but is injured so bad it leaves her unable to leave her seat.
As darkness falls, predators start emerging from out of the jungle and begin feasting on the dead.
With little hope of any rescue, Nadia knows it’s only a matter of time before they start coming for her - but just how far will she go in order to survive?

I really liked this, even though it was a bit short.
I thought the label of extreme horror was a little misleading as I’ve read much nastier books than this one, but it was well thought out and conceived and I absolutely loved the shocking ending.

4/5 stars

Going to do something I've seen suggested on Goodreads and put £1 in a moneybox every time I finish a book, so that's £1 in the book bank.
Anybody else want to join me?


Tuesday, 29 August 2017

Project 26 (4) and (5) - Essel Pratt


Essel Pratt continues to dominate Project 26 with the next two books up for review featuring the letters X and L.


Xperimental Genocide is a shocking, provocative and possibly even, some might say,  controversial tale of a clinical psychologist who takes a job at an old mansion investigating the curious case of a young girl who refuses to speak.
The psychologist is given a script that he is made to read out loud to her to gauge her reactions and try and provoke her into getting angry and breaking her silence, but the further he progresses, the more he begins to suspect there is something deeper and darker going on...

This was a good read that had me hooked to the end wanting to know the secrets behind what exactly was going on. 
The subject matter may be a little sensitive to some, especially during these times of enforced political correctness when there are certain subjects people would prefer you didn't talk about, but I enjoyed this and thought it a brilliant short, sharp, shocking read.

Pratt's second offering is a case file from the files of his fictional detective, Detective Mansfield.


What starts off with a shocking blast of extreme, dark, erotic horror soon settles down into a mysterious tale with Lovecraftian overtones that nonetheless, still remains not for the faint hearted.
I had read part of this book before as a shot story, so went in to this knowing a little what to expect, but the opening is quite graphic with heavy sexual overtones so if that's not your thing - avoid!

I didn't enjoy this as much as Xperimental Genocide, but it's still a cracking story and a great introduction to what promises to be one of Pratt's most recognised characters in the future. 

The difference between these two books, and his previous book - Backwoods Bonfire - go to show just how multi-faceted a writer Essel Pratt is, and it is interesting to see how he can write in different styles and yet still somehow maintain the same distinctive writing voice.

As usual, both books are available on Amazon now....















Tuesday, 1 August 2017

Project 26: 1) V is for vendetta...

Vampz: Vendetta is the first anthology to be released as part of JEA's massive P26 launch set to feature 26 different books, each with a different horror inspired theme based on the letters f the alphabet.
Of course it would be too easy to just go A-Z, so instead JEA have decided to mix things up instead and release each letter randomly and just for fun so readers are left never quite knowing what next to expect.

Vampz: Vendetta features a collection of vampire stories all written by various different authors and thus offering all different perspectives on the Vampire myth.
The only thing all these stories share, other than the theme and the quality of the writing, is you can practically guarantee none of the vampires feature here are ever likely to sparkle.
Stand out mentions must go out to veteran JEA authors, Sharon.L.Higa and Roma Gray whose stories feature here, along with other great names such as Toneye Black and Essel Pratt, Justin Hunter and Ash Hartwell, not to mention Roy.C.Booth, William Tucker, Dona Fox, Dani Brown and Sebastian Crow.
All their stories offer something uniquely different to the point where it is impossible to name my favourite 

There are even a couple of pieces of poetry here, though not being a big fan of poetry it is difficult for me to know quite how best to describe how I feel about them.

Whatever your taste, there is something here for everyone except maybe fans of Twilight-style sparkly vampire fiction, and this promises a good start to what looks to be the most exciting and thrilling  journey through the alphabet you're ever likely to have.

Well done John Ledger for starting this off with a bang, and congratulations on picking some excellent stories to begin with....

Tuesday, 12 April 2016

Dn't let the sun shine down on me...


Greg Zimmerman's Queen of Bones is best described as a refreshing new take on the usual post-apocalyptic/ dystopian fare that has kind of saturated the market in recent years. Set in a indiscriminate near future - it could be tomorrow, next week, next month, who knows? - the novel takes a very plausible and credible threat - Solar storms that regularly scorch the planet with their ferocity - and throws into the mix a feisty, young female lead, through whose eyes the reader witnesses events as they continue to unfold.
Sara is a born survivor - suffering from crippling arthritis, she kind of has to be - but it is this very affliction that makes her so valuable - her arthritis acting as an early warning system whenever another solar flare is due, hence providing her and whoever is with her ample time to try and find some cover.
Constantly on the move, Sara is trying to make it to Seattle where she has heard some kind of civilisation is attempting to be rebuilt, but before she gets there, there are a hell of a lot of miles between her and Seattle and these are dangerous times.
Along her travels, Sara will have to keep her wits about her and employ every trick in her arsenal if she wants to survive...
Having received a copy of this book in exchange for review, and having read a lot of positive and good things about this book already, I was kind of expecting to be left feeling underwhelmed - expecting it to be a case of the book not being able to match up with all the hype - but I am pleased to report I was pleasantly surprised.
Zimmerman here has attempted to do something very different and does so by giving us a hero who, by rights, normally, most people would no doubt expect to be at a disadvantage in the event of an apocalypse - only to then surprise us by cleverly turning everything about quickly on its head. Sara, the main character, is about as unconventional as you can get and Zimmerman does a great job of telling the story through her eyes to the point that, reading this, I almost fancied I could hear her telling me the story as each part of it happened.


By avoiding many of the usual tropes and attempting to do something a little different, Zimmerman has taken a bit of a risk and created a very clever and unique novel that fully deserves to be a resounding and outstanding success.
Reminiscent in places of Cormack McCarthy's The Road, Queen of Bones is a much more positive and uplifting read and one I can fully recommend...





Sunday, 27 March 2016

Circle Vs Circle Jerk...


So, for the past few months I kept seeing this film on Netflix and every time I was all like, 'nah, not really in the mood for that tonight,' until one day last week I finally gave into the temptation. 
The premise sounded kind of interesting - 50 strangers wake up in a circle and, one by one, slowly start to realise that they have been abducted and that each of them is about to be killed in turn. 
But the process isn't random.
By voting with their hands, they can decide between them who is going to be the next of them to die.
There are only two rules - you cannot vote for yourself, and if you attempt to leave the circle, then you yourself are killed and you become the victim for that round.

The problem I had was that I kind of felt I had seen all of this done before - and done better - by Catt Dahman in her novel, Circle Jerk.

In Catt Dahman's book, a group of apparently random strangers all wake up to find themselves in cages, handcuffed to the person in the next cell and in order to be rewarded with food, or weapons, or luxury goods, they all have to undergo a series of grisly tasks - which normally involves some kind of mutilation, either self-mutilation or on the person in the next cell along! The idea being that they are all being forced to undergo the ultimate psychological experiment, designed to investigate just how far they are willing to go in order to survive.

My main problem with the movie, Circle was that it all just seemed to go on for way, way too long.
About half way through, I started to lose interest and I no longer found myself caring about who lived and who died anymore.
This probably had a lot to do with the film having such a large cast to begin with.
Where Catt Dahman's book is better is that we only start off with a handful of characters. This gives you ample chance to get to know the characters and form some kind of bond with them. 
With Circle, there are several characters who never even get a chance to speak before they are bumped off - and the process of death comes across as far too clean and clinical. A laser, firing from the centre, dispatches each of the contestants in turn as they lose their vote, only for their bodies to then be whisked away into darkness. 

There are some interesting moments - don't get me wrong, the film isn't all bad - namely when the group start trying to decide how to choose which of them will be the next to die. One guy comes up with the idea of picking off all the older people as they have less of their lives ahead of them, but soon the voting becomes even more strategic as people start pairing off in different factions. It is painfully obvious right frontman start that this film is less about the violence and more about asking deep, philosophical and often moral questions but watching this, you are often left with the feeling that the director is less pointing those questions at you, rather more forcing them down your throat.

Circle Jerk, on the other hand, is far less subtle - it is another of Catt Dahman's books intended solely to shock and disturb you, and both in equal measure - and so makes no bones about trying to be clever; instead wanting only to provoke a reaction in much the same way as movies such as Hostel and the Saw franchise.

It is probably unfair to compare Circle and Circle Jerk, not least because they are two very different media, but even the film, Would You Rather - which I reviewed recently in an earlier post - was better than this drab and uninspiring offering.
The ending of Circle, when it comes, is disappointing and leaves you with few answers and very little satisfaction - in contrast, both Would You Rather and Circle Jerk provide much more closure and so end up being a lot more satisfying to enjoy.

Circle gets a very average 3 stars out of 5.

Catt Dahman's Circle Jerk, however, gets a much more impressive 5/5.










Wednesday, 9 March 2016

The woods are dark...



As some of you may know, I have a bit of a thing for 'found footage' films - Cloverfield and {rec} remain two of my favourite films of all time - so when I read about this, I knew I just had to see it.

And boy, was it a ride!

A young couple are making a documentary about the famous Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot footage and decide to explore the local area in the hope of discovering...something. After talking to a few of the locals and getting mixed responses, the couple set out to find the actual location where the footage was filmed, despite being warned to 'stay away' by an angry, weird ass redneck who turns violent when they refuse initially to turn around and drive away.

Determined not to be dissuaded, the couple find another entrance into the local woods and set off to film around the same locations where Patterson and Gimlin are supposed to have filmed Bigfoot.
Unfortunately, as always in these films, things start taking a turn for the worse when they become lost and can't find their way back...

Willow Creek utilises many ideas seen before in 'found footage' films, including some of those employed by one of the original 'found footage' films, The Blair Witch Project, but uses them to much fuller effect. The first act is all about getting to know the couple, warming to them, starting to like them, so that when things do go wrong, the viewer feels that they can empathise with what is happening to the characters and actually cares what happens to them and this is handled very effectively. 
By the time things all start going pear-shaped, you can almost feel as though you are right there, out there in the wilderness with them. 

One of the highlights of the movie comes towards the end.
I won't spoil anything, but needless to say there is about twenty minutes of footage that was fully improvised, filmed in one take, and that features the young couple cowering in their tent, often in the dark, while scary noises break out all around them. 
This one scene really shouldn't work, but it does - playing, as it does, to all of our most primal fears. Who of us, after all, hasn't been in that very same position at some point in their life whilst on a camping trip? Hearing strange sounds outside your tent and not knowing what they are, being petrified with fear and paralysed with fright?

I watched this in the early hours of the morning, with the lights out, and let me tell you, that twenty minutes very nearly freaked ME out!!!! Let alone the actors...

If it all gets a bit predictable and inevitable towards the end, that can easily be forgiven because the film until that point, hits every target.

 I really loved this, and thought it to be an awesome movie. It scared the shit out of me at one point and left me on tenterhooks and shy film together can do that deserves quite rightly to score highly!

A very strong 4 stars out of five then!

"I am the walrus..."

Kevin Smith is a director probably best known for his cult classic low budget indie flick, Clerks, and for the creation of his two most famous characters - Jay and Silent Bob - who appear in many of his films; Silent Bob being played by Smith himself!
Recent years though have seen the director attempting to reinvent both himself and his career - most notably with his horror debut, Tusk.





Tusk received largely mixed reviews upon release, which probably goes a long way to explaining why it took me so long to actually sit down and watch it, despite me being a big Kevin Smith fan. 
Reminiscent of themes explored by the much more controversial Human Centipede films (none of which I have yet seen but that I know of through reputation alone), Tusk tells the story of a man obsessed with his past, and of turning a human being into a walrus through the means of cosmetic surgery.

A U.S podcast host, Wallace Bryton, who makes his living taking the mickey out of Internet 'celebrities', travels to Canada to interview one of his latest victims, only to discover he has arrived a day too late and that the unfortunate young man in question has already taken his own life. 
Faced with the very real prospect of going home without a big story, Wallace cruises to a local bar and there in the men's room spies a curious poster. An eccentric old man is asking for a lodger to help around the house in exchange for room, board and the old man telling the story of his life which he promises to have been a great adventure. 
Intrigued, Wallace goes to check out the old man and his stories but soon finds himself drugged and at the mercy of his captor who he quickly discovers is insane. 
Even then, he has no idea of the fate that lays in store for him...as his friends begin searching for him, will they arrive in time?

This is a great movie. Odd, but great.
At one point, Johnny Depp turns up as an ineffective Detective in a star turn as what can only be described as an Inspector Clouseau style character, determined to help Wallace's two friends.

Yes, that's right, I did say Johnny Depp.

He interviews Kevin Smith's real life daughter, starring as a convenience store clerk (notice a theme), in one of my favourite scenes of the film, and fans of this movie will be pleased to know that a plan is in place for her and her friend to return in Smith's next movie - intended to be a follow-up to this film and set in the same universe - alongside the return of Johnny Depp's character here.

At first, I didn't know what to make of Tusk. 
Even after it was finished, I was left scratching my head.
Was it mad, or was it genius? I really wasn't sure and probably still aren't even now, even as I sit here typing this review.

What I do know is that Kevin Smith's Tusk is a highly underrated piece of cinema and I have little doubt, that in years to come, this will be remembered just as fondly as Clerks is now - which itself was originally considered something of an oddity on its initial release.

A strong 4 out of 5 stars!!







Tuesday, 8 March 2016

The road to Hell is paved with the souls of the damned...

Recently I seemed to have gotten into a habit of watching horror movies late at night. 
Some of them good, some bad...thankfully Southbound, which I watched the other night, is one of the good ones.

Review below may contain some spoilers....


An anthology film in the same vein as the V/H/S trilogy or The ABC's Of Death, Southbound features 5 nasty stories, all interlinked and connected in one way or another.
I went into this blind, not knowing quite what to expect. I stumbled across it after seeing a gif on Facebook taken from the film and wondering what the hell it was from. At first when I realised this was an anthology film I was initially disappointed, but in fact it all comes together and works much better than the V/H/S films despite sharing a couple of the same directors. 
Maybe they learnt their lesson from the mediocre reviews those films got upon release, but I prefer to think that those responsible for this film were more likely those who directed the better segments of V/H/S - a series of films that I enjoyed but whose central stories that framed each anthology left much to be desired.

Southbound centres around a small stretch of deserted highway and those who live in its vicinity.
The film opens with two men, fleeing creatures that can only be described as resembling more horrific versions of the Deatheaters from Harry Potter. When they eventually realise there is no escape, one of them seeks refuge in a motel room, only to find himself trapped in a seemingly endless labyrinth of corridors and rooms that closely resemble his family home and which are haunted by a girl who we assume must be his daughter. 
Jumping back outside, we are introduced to three girls who make up a band and who are travelling on their way to their next gig. Their camper van springs a flat and reluctantly they accept the offer of a middle - aged couple who invite to their home until their van can be repaired. Once there, they are served up a Sunday roast consisting of some kind of mysterious, charred meat and too late realise that all here is not what it seems.
The third segment opens with a car accident. 
A man, texting and using his phone while he drives, knocks down a lone girl wandering the highway. When 9/11 cannot track him with G.P.S, they advis him to out her in the back seat and drive her to a nearby hospital. Finding it abandoned, they talk him through what he needs to do to keep her alive...or so it seems st first. 
For me, this was one of the nastiest segments and (spoilers sweetie!) even made me cover my eyes at one point in a 'not looking, not looking, shit, I'm looking' moment - the kind of moment I live for in a good horror movie!!!
Next up, comes a short segment about a man who comes to this spot on the highway seeking his missing sister who he has been searching for for a long, long time. Again, things do not end well...
Finally, we are made to witness the story of a home invasion gone wrong. 
This final segment links up to the beginning, essentially making the whole film go full circle in a similar manner to films such as Momento and the last Final Destination and goes some way to explaining what might've been happening this whole time. 
This was a good movie, not great, but good. 
I enjoyed it a lot and thought each part was very well done.
There was enough horrible moments to keep me interested and it was an interesting concept - essentially that all the characters are passing through some kind of pocket universe that acts as a kind of purgatory and which is populated by demons.
If you liked the V/H/S films but wanted something...well, more polished...then this is for you. 
It only gets 4 stars out of 5, but it is a strong 4/5 and certainly I recommend you checking it out if this  sounds like the kind of film you think you might enjoy.
It's a little known gem with some real quality moments and definitely worth a watch!!






Tuesday, 24 February 2015

D is for Dahman...

This week's Blog challenge is the letter 'D' and just for a change, I am going to look at another of my favourite authors and her latest book to hit the shelves, Circle Jerk.

Yes, Catt Dahman is back in the genre she does best - extreme Laymonesque horror, perfectly pitched to set your nerves on edge. This time around, a group of strangers all awaken to find themselves in cages - one arm or one leg handcuffed through the bars of the next cage around, linking together until they form a circle - hence the title.

At first all these strangers think they have nothing in common but, upon entering into conversation, all discover they share a mutual acquaintance. It is not long before this acquaintance makes her presence felt - and that is where the fun begins.

Their captor plans to force them all to undergo a bizarre, psychological experiment - the nature of which is to discover just how far all of them will go to survive. Provided with limited food and rations as and when their captor sees fit, the group soon find themselves playing a series of very deadly games; games in which they are forced to push themselves to the absolute limit and in which only a few of them will survive.

If you are at all squeamish, don't like scenes of torture or cannibalism, or are of a nervous disposition, this book is NOT for you. It is quite graphic in places, thoroughly unpleasant, and features everything I like the most in Dahman's writing. There were more than a few instances when I again found myself thinking - as I have numerous times before reading her work - 'Catt, you are one evil, sick bitch at times', but that is exactly why I love her horror fiction. She makes you care for her characters then puts them through Hell.

Laymon's influence is present throughout - along with the very obvious influence of films such as Saw or Hostel, better known in some circles as 'Torture Porn' movies - but Catt, at the same time, does a good job of making the story her own. 

If I had one personal complaint, it was that I wished we had seen a bit more of their captors and the end sequence had maybe been extended a little bit and expanded on, but then it is Catt's story, not mine, and what she does here works very well indeed.  

If you have enjoyed any of her other titles such as Z is for Zombie, Smooth, Louisiana Saturday or Alice and Friends, then you will certain, enjoy this. If you haven't read those earlier books, then this is a great place to start.

A good, strong solid 4* - it is so good to see Catt back write in the genre in which she belongs....

http://www.amazon.com/Circle-Jerk-catt-dahman-ebook/dp/B00TQVWE7Q/ref=la_B007N5843K_1_5?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1424794298&sr=1-5

Monday, 16 June 2014

Day 15: The World Cup: an exclusive brand new story for a few of my fans...

Well, I promised you exclusive content, previously unseen, and finally I have delivered.

This is a little short story, just over 2k, that I devised and put together this afternoon and this evening, and which ties in neatly to the current World Cup theme. It is raw, untouched, unedited and NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!

It contains scenes of bloody gore and violence, and is something nasty, so don't come crying to me, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

This story will only be available here for the duration of my challenge, maybe as long as the World Cup is on, and then no more. I will take it away, and maybe use it somewhere else. 

It is meant a little taster, an hors d'oeuvre, an example of my writing, both for my fans, and for those who may not have read anything I have done before and am interested. Like I say, it has been written right from scratch, so is raw and totally unedited. I wrote the majority in long-hand, on pen and paper, then typed the rest up this evening.

Technically, it is now tomorrow, but my rules state that for me, it is still today until I go to bed.

Remember: THIS IS NOT A HAPPY STORY. THERE ARE NO FLUFFY BUNNIES AND NO HAPPY ENDINGS. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, HAVE A DELICATE NATURE, OR DON'T LIKE READING SCENES OF EXPLICIT VIOLENCE, LEASE LOOK AWAY NOW! EVERYBODY ELSE, THIS ONES FOR YOU - NOW GO BUY TIME OF TIDES!

                                                                      ****


Well you had your chance, and now it's too late. I did say this short story was available for a limited time only, now you'll just have to buy the Time Of Tides Collector's Edition in print if you want a sample of my work! The collector's edition, available in print or E-book, contains Time Of Tides, Dairy of the Dead (my zombie cow story) and Amanda Lyons novella, Wendy won't go.
Check it out on amazon now!


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Time-Tides-Collectors-Stories-Amanda/dp/1500459690/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1405685851&sr=1-1&keywords=time+of+tides+collectors

Wednesday, 29 January 2014

My first novella...

It has been awfully remiss of me, but my debut stand-alone novella was released last week!

You can buy it here:  http://www.amazon.co.uk/Time-Of-Tides-Mark-Woods-ebook/dp/B00HXKDYXA/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1390090976&sr=1-1

(or from Amazon.com also)
 
Basically it is a Lovecraftian style horror short, set on the Norfolk Broads. Amidst global climate change, flooding and the worst storm on record, one family head out on the Broads to try and escape the rising flood waters.
What they don't realise is that nowhere is safe and that there IS no escape from what is coming....

Read it if you dare and be scared....

This COULD be the real reason for climate change... 

Saturday, 2 November 2013

Darkness comes.....

Coming soon from J.Ellington Ashton Press: 

Not worried yet about Global warming and how it is affecting the planet?? You probably should be....

As violent storms begin to erupt all across the globe and torrential rain begins to fall, one family take their boat out onto the Norfolk 
Broads to try and escape the flooding and
 widespread damage and devastation happening all around them. Large parts of the Norfolk coastline have fallen into the sea and all the local rivers and streams have burst their banks with similar occurrences  being reported all across the world. 

But as the family set sail, desperately searching for hope or some form of salvation from the storms, they quickly realise that even out amongst the rising waters, nowhere is safe!

The Dark Times are upon us, these are The End Of Days....

This is The Time Of Tides....

                                      ~
Yes, this is to announce that very shortly (it is currently in Edits) my debut 20K novella, Time Of Tides, is going to be released. Available singly at first and then as part of an Anthology with several other Scary Big Fish Tales, this will be my first release on its own! 

The absolutely awesome Susan Simone has done a brilliant job on my cover with a very limited brief in a remarkable period of time and I have to thank her immensely for the excellent job she has done. 

You should also check out her novels, Silent Heart and Under A Twisted Moon here: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Susan-Simone/e/B00CBI45O6/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1383406399&sr=1-1 

Both books come highly recommended from me and I have read and reviewed both of them!

More updates soon!

Thursday, 31 October 2013

Halloween horrors....

As it's Halloween, I just wanted to share and recommend a couple of scary titles that have just recently been released and that I think are just perfect for this most gruesome of holidays.

First up is Poor Jeffrey by Paul Flewitt. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Poor-Jeffrey-Paul-Flewitt-ebook/dp/B00FW9OFNM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1383230473&sr=8-1&keywords=poor+jeffrey

Jeffrey is a clumsy fellow who is always getting into mishaps so it is no big surprise when he is killed after falling into the road. Unfortunately his best friends are reluctant to see him
go and use dark magicks to help bring him back, leaving him in a kind of limbo state stuck somewhere between life and death. 

When a cannibalistic serial killer comes to town, these friends (including Jeffrey) all soon discover that their fates are inexplicably linked with a spate of recent murders.  What happens next is as shocking as it is unexpected...

Poor Jeffrey is Paul's debut novel and is a cracking read just perfect for Halloween. Somewhere between a Zombie novel mixed with elements of Clive Barker, Poor Jeffrey is a great first novel that will stay with readers long after the last page has been turned.... 

 My second recommendation is Alex Laybourne's Diaries Of The Damned. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Diaries-Damned-Alex-Laybourne-ebook/dp/B00G4UF61S/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1383231146&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=diaries+of+the+cdamned

Evacuated during a Zombie outbreak, one reporter finds himself being cast in together with a group of other survivors, who all decide to share their individual stories in a bid to discover the truth behind the infection. But as they draw ever closer to their unknown destination, it soon becomes apparent that there is a very good chance the outbreak was started deliberately....

Set in and around my home City of Norwich, Alex comes originally from East Anglia, Diaries is a cracking Zombie novel that comes in the form of several different accounts of
the Zombie outbreak. As terrifying as it is laced with dark humour, this novel is a joy to read and will leave you hooked right up until the end! Alex is an awesome new writer and you should really check him out...

Both these authors are known to me and both are thoroughly good blokes! Please help support them this Halloween by checking out their books and if you DO like what you read, please leave the guys a review!

Feedback is very important to fledgling writers and I know both these fellas would appreciate it!

If you only buy two horror novels this Halloween, make it Diaries and Poor Jeffrey!

Tuesday, 2 October 2012

Why I looove the [REC] films....

Right about now, it is all about [REC] and more importantly, [REC]:Genesis. I watched this last week and absolutely LOVED it!!! So, I thought I had to share my thoughts and tell you lovely people just what thought....

" [REC] 3: Genesis is the third and penultimate entry in the [REC] franchise and begins prior to events in the first film before then running parallel alongside the original movie. Fans will recall that [REC] 1 and 2 were entirely focused around an apartment building in Spain where an "infection" had occurred that turned everyone inside into zombies. [REC] 3 looks at what happened elsewhere around the same time as the "infection" attempts to spread in another part of the country.

[REC]: Genesis is set entirely around the wedding of Koldo and Clara; two childhood sweethearts who have finally decided to tie the knot. The film begins like a traditional Wedding video with shots of the happy couple as they were growing up and video footage of all the preamble that leads up to the ceremony. Much like with Cloverfield, all this takes about 20 minutes as we are slowly introduced to the principle characters and learn a bit about them and their lives. Things all start to go a bit sour however, when it comes to the evening Reception...

A distant relative of the groom, Koldo's Uncle in fact, is a Vet who has been bitten by a dog. The same dog that bit the little girl in the apartment building from the first film. At first he seems alright, a little distant perhaps but fine, but by the evening, he has started to lose colour and is swaying as though drunk. In the middle of the
Reception, the Uncle falls from a balcony to land on the dance floor. Standing up, he begins spraying the guests with blood. Suddenly the whole ballroom erupts as guests turn upon each other and begin attacking each other. Panic ensues and Koldo and Clara become separated.....
And that is the main focus of the film. Can the happy couple, split up in what looks to be the worst day of their lives, manage to reunite? Will either of them survive until the final reel? Can eternal love really triumph when faced with insurmountable odds?

[REC] 3 is an awesome, awesome film and probably one of the best entries in the series so far but has not been received without a bit of criticism. This is for two reasons: firstly that it is a more humorous affair than either of the first two offerings with much dark humour in an Evil Dead 2 kind of style. And secondly, because, about a third of the way through, the film abandons the Camcorder style of the first two films when the Groom smashes the video camera being used to film events. From this moment on, the rest of the film pretty much watches like a traditional horror flick and for some diehard fans, they see this as breaking the established rules of the [REC] series!

I think this is a little unfair and, as one reviewer has said, if this was an independant film outside of the [REC] series then it would probably have gotten a better response! I think the different camera technique and the humour both lend a different feel to this film, making it stand out as not just another [REC] movie but allowing it to stand on its own merits! I also think a bit of humour is very welcome seeing as how the final chapter [REC]:Apocalypse looks like returning to the dark, gritty nature of the first two films as the "infection" begins to spread outside the original apartment building and escapes the quarantined zone!

I loved this, watched it a week ago, and am already planning to watch it again! It is gruesome, horrible and very nasty in places but there a couple of great twists and, along the way, is very, very funny! There are some real comedy moments here ("Sponge Bob!" "Actually, for legal reasons I cannot be called 'Sponge Bob', I must be referred to as John Sponge...it's complicated") that break up the darkness and provide some much needed humour but there is also a lot of nastiness as you might come to expect from this series. It's not giving anything away, as you can see from the cover, that I can tell you that, at one stage, the Bride even ends up wielding a chainsaw! Don't mess with a Bride on her special day......

Can I recommend this? Hell, if you don't have this in your life you are seriously missing out! The DVD comes with two hours of extra
features and this includes a making of the film, deleted scenes (that don't really amount to much) and a few extra bits and bobs and can be picked up at Asda for £10 right now which is a bargain!

This film just proves once again that the [REC] series is, without doubt, the best horror franchise of all time and simply is amazing, awesome and absolutely brilliant. Can I gush about this any more....probably not, but this is one of those films that just makes you want to shout about it. Foreign language horror cinema has NEVER EVER  been better than now...



As an aside, I think I have been suffering from too much Zombie exposure right now.....I keep having Zombie dreams. In one, my house was being attacked and I was trying to fend them off by blocking their way up the stairs while me, Vicky and Emilie tried to escape into the loft. After watching [REC] Genesis, I dreamt that one was trying to bite me so I forced my leather-clad arm into its mouth whilst I thrust my thumb deep into its eye trying to reach its brain! Both times, I have woken up in the early hours thinking I need a better strategy for when or if this ever happened! It's a good job I know better in the daylight hours that the Zombie Apocalypse is unlikely ever to happen...